visitor@linuxweenie:~$ browse --aisle=gifts

GIFT SHOP

The shared Weenie Museums merch line, stocked with this wing's rowdy variants.

HONEST NOTICE: print-on-demand launching soon — no checkout yet. This is the concept shelf: mockups and daydreams only. There are no buy buttons on this page, on purpose. When the print shop opens, we'll announce it from the campus homepage.

   .--------.
  /  LINUX   \
 |  WEENIE   |
 |   (\o/)   |
  \  /_\_   /
   '--------'
   [  TEE  ]

"Linux Weenie" Tee

Our house rowdy variant. Ice-blue on black, penguin-approved. Says what it is, loudly.

concept — $TBD

   .--------.
  /   UNIX   \
 |  WEENIE   |
 |  ( beard ) |
  \  /___\  /
   '--------'
   [  TEE  ]

"Unix Weenie" Tee

For the greybeard in your life — or the greybeard in you. A peace offering to our friends at the Unix Wing.

concept — $TBD

  .- - - - -.
 |           |
 |    :wq   |
 |           |
  '- - - - -'
  [ STICKER ]

":wq" Sticker

Save and quit. Slap it on your laptop lid so everyone knows you commit and move on.

concept — $TBD

   .--------.
  /   M-x    \
 |  execute  |
 |  extended |
  \ command /
   '--------'
   [  TEE  ]

"M-x" Tee

For the emacs faithful. We don't judge. (Much. Okay, a tiny bit. Affectionately.)

concept — $TBD

    _________
   |  I      |
   | SURVIVED|
   | THE     |
   | EDITOR  |
   | WARS    |
   |_________|
    \_______/
   [  MUG  ]

"I Survived the Editor Wars" Mug

Neutral-ground drinkware. vi and emacs drinkers both welcome; ed users drink from the saucer.

concept — $TBD

  +================+
  | ed is the      |
  | standard       |
  | text editor.   |
  |                |
  |   - scripture  |
  +================+
  [    POSTER    ]

"ed is the standard text editor" Poster

Framed like the scripture it is. A cross-wing gag with love for the Unix Wing elders.

concept — $TBD

       __
      (o )
      /_\
     (___)
   ~ plush ~
    [ TUX ]

Tux Plush

Squeezable. Round. Smug. Concept art only — the plush launches with the print shop.

concept — $TBD

  [*][*][ ][ *][*][ ]
  [*][ ][*][*][ ][ *]
   PDP-11 FRONT PANEL
  [    POSTER    ]

PDP-11 Front-Panel Poster

Blinkenlights for your wall. Campus-approved; the campus homepage would insist.

concept — $TBD

// shelf notes

Everything on this shelf is a concept mockup drawn in loving ASCII — no inventory, no cart, no checkout, no funny business. When print-on-demand goes live, prices get real and the "coming soon" buttons retire with honors.

The "Linux Weenie" tee is this wing's rowdy house variant; the "Unix Weenie" tee keeps the sibling-wing peace. Collect both and achieve campus enlightenment.